KEEP CALM AND READ ON

Anonymous asked: -gets close- mmm baby lemme smell ya

oh my jesus christ i’m crying hahahahahahahaha

really tho

Anonymous asked: ay yo lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

oh my god
who is this

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

#you’d be the tin dog

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800 followers promo

carry-on-my-wayward-sher-lock:

First 10 to reblog 

Thank you so much for the followers :) (◡‿◡✿)

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whatsanialler:

how am i supposed to get a boyfriend i cant even get anons

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cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

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infinitebluebox:

im less than 100 away from 5k im? ?? ? ? ? i just love you all so much oh my god

hey guys she’s pretty cool go follow hearts hearts

PLEASE

dandelionsandnightlock:

i need new blogs to follow so reblog this if you post any of the following (note: if you follow me most likely i’ll follow you back)

• the hunger games
• divergent
• the mortal instruments
• the infernal devices
• teen wolf
• taylor swift
• lilly collins
• harry potter
• the vampire diaries

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selfdoubtandsyphilis:

rnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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woah guys slow down i can’t answer you all at once